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Joke of the Day

"Racism is institutionalized throughout the US Why else would black history be celebrated during the shortest month!"

"lets modernize Hey Arnold fellas this will be hilarious... Hey Ackbar! ""move it towelhead"""

"What's the difference between a tiny penis and a joke? My date didn't laugh at my jokes."

"The IRS is going to start garnishing my wages. I think I'll enjoy getting a sprig of parsley in my paycheck."

"What did the lonely hedgehog get at the sex shop? A pinecone."

"You get a fish bite! You get a fish bite! You get a fish bite! You're all getting fish bites! - OPiranha"

"Curiosity killed the cat... Why the hell was she on Mars?"

"Fifteen years ago we had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs and Bob Hope. Now we have no cash, no jobs and no hope."

"AY LMAO's in a bar. Two aliens are sitting in a pub. One of them turns to the other and says, plububulaBBHAJGGIUI@@#GJKG?' The other one replies, Dude, you are seriously shitfaced.'"

"Needed directions in Hollywood last weekend So last weekend in Hollywood i managed to get lost so i approached a fancy looking black couple and asked for directions . . . They gave me their baby."