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Joke of the Day
"Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!"
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"So much traffic around the funeral home... I guess it's not a dying business."
"What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun? A shooting star"
"What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns? Because the Nerf hurt her."
"Trump: ""I'll win the latino vote"""
"*Sees son doing homework* What u doing? ""Math, it's due Friday"" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u"
"Did you know you can tell whether an ant is male or female easily? Just drop it into water, if it sinks it's a girl ant. But if it floats it's a buoyant!"
"Who let the dogs out? ~~Redacted~~ let the dogs out. - NSA File # ~~Redacted~~"
"There's a good chance Dr. Phil has jerked off to the Domino's Pizza Tracker."
"how do you mathematically describe the tempo of global warming? Al Gore Rhythm"