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Joke of the Day

"Dodger Stadium announces they are now offering a limited edition Duggar Dog... The wiener is so big you can share it with your sister."

"Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to? Because they are for prophet."

"Just saw Star Wars IMAX this weekend. I have to say... It was a solid movie. I give it a perfect score of 5/7."

"At what temperature is best to bake Jewish cookies? 6 million degrees!!!!"

"Houseguests should have a mandatory bedtime."

"A Jewish boy asks his father for 50 dollars, to which he replied.... 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for?"

"I really hate those russian stacking dolls. They are so full of themselves."

"A slut's prayer: As I lay down with this creep, I pray he sticks it in real deep, If he comes before I do, I'll have to f*ck his best friend too."

"Zombies What is a zombies' favorite food? Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food? Brians."

"Hey, you have something on your chin... no, the 3rd one down."