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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who invented the shovel? They say his invention was groundbreaking"
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"Did you mean pacific or specific? Cuz seriously, one is an ocean."
"guy at seaworld: ""it's a cross between an eel and a shark, we're asking everyone to pick a name for him"" wife: ""steve"" me: ""sharkeel o'neal"""
"Like most people my age... I'm 27."
"If Trump or Hillary really cared about America they never would have agreed to a debate in the middle of a Monday Night Football game."
"Did you hear Nickleback became a footbal team? They're called QuarterBack now"
"What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods? Darth Deciduous"
"Why Gordon Ramsey hates WWE Because it's f*cking RAW"
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? Well I can't jelly my dick up your ass"
"I am fluent in three languages...english, sarcasm, and profanity"