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Joke of the Day

"News knowledge is important. I was discussing with a guy about the Gaza Strip. He thought it was the adhesive side of a maxi pad."

"[Cat birthday party] *Cat opens gift from her husband* ""It's...an empty box."" *silence* ""Oh honey, I love it!"""

"I think every guy has tucked their genitalia between their legs to pretend they have a vagina. But I didn't know my girlfriend had been doing it for the past 3 years."

"Black holes suck. Think about it."

"A White Guy. If a white guy is surrounded by 3 black guys, he's getting robbed. 30 black guys, he's a football coach. 300 black guys he's a prison guard."

"""Maybe again but kind of bad?"" - sequels"

"""Pumpkin spiceberg, literally right ahead!"" -White girl Titanic"

"My new haircut is really starting to grow on me"

"What's a feminist favorite ship? A CENSORSHIP"

"I got drunk with my dad once and I asked him if his boner curved to the left too, he replied ""No, you got that from your mother"". :("