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Joke of the Day

"interview with donald trump interviewer:hey where did you get that money from? donald trump:i got it from my daddy"

"A man gets pulled over... the officer asks the man ""Are you drunk right now?"" The man behind the wheel says ""I swear to drunk I'm not god"""

"God Plays Golf"

"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it had no Guts."

"What are Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and Theresa May doing in a room together? ...playing bridge."

"2 black eyes What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, I already told her twice."

"What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%? This calls for Jurastic changes"

"I don't know why everyone looks so stressed. I tweet and drive all the time. Oh...must be the beer."

"I seasoned my beef with too much salt I'm salty."

"Did you hear about the kid who got his legs blown off? He's a whole two feet shorter."