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Joke of the Day
"I seasoned my beef with too much salt I'm salty."
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"I was driving earlier and a guy pulled out right in front of me... Those idiots could have caused a crash!"
"I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said thank you. I said don't mention it."
"How does french cheese expire? From age"
"""...said no one ever,"" said everyone ever."
"So, two muffins are sitting in an oven.... So two muffins are sitting in an oven and one says to the other, ""Man, its hot in here."" The other muffin replied, ""OH MY GOSH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"I told a chem joke today... There was no reaction."
"What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make? Baby elephants."
"If Donald Trump wins I'm going back to Africa For some political stability.."
"What stresses fish out the most? Current events."