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Joke of the Day
"Who discovered Victoria Falls? Whoever tripped her."
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"The sheer terror of laughing at a joke you didn't understand and then someone asking you to explain it to them."
"The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action."
"BREAKING: California becomes first state to ban plastic bags. People who love picking up dog shit with their bare hands rejoice."
"What do you call a pig that took a plane? Swine flu!"
"Joe: Yes, that was me. Obama: Please stop. Joe: I will not stop. This room will smell so bad when he gets here. Obama: Joe... Joe: Nope."
"I will give Canada this. Their geese are hard to keep in a headlock."
"It's only perverted if she says no.."
"Just watched Starwars The Force Awakend It felt kind of forced"
"What is created when you rub two oranges together? Pulp Friction"