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Joke of the Day
"It's only perverted if she says no.."
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"Hey Alaska wilderness show person who is about to freeze to death with no hope in sight, maybe just cuddle up with the crew filming you..."
"my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard / their like, is this organic? do u hav a vegan option? can u make it with froyo insted"
"Pro Tip: If you're on a fishing boat and someone calls you Chum, they're probably not being friendly."
"What's the difference between a midget and a venereal disease? One's a cunning runt and the other's a running cunt."
"Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner five in another and two in another how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !"
"""Flight 1234 are you ready to copy holding instructions?"" ""Center make that request on the next frequency...."""
"Did you hear the joke about the sewing machine? It'll leave you in stitches!"
"My friend was doing impersonations of The A-Team. I told him they were amazing. You should have seen his Face..."
"*turns on shower* *shower whispers ""eat donuts for breakfast"" & ""get drunk tonight""* Me: Wow, that's some serious water pressure"