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Joke of the Day

"Joe: Yes, that was me. Obama: Please stop. Joe: I will not stop. This room will smell so bad when he gets here. Obama: Joe... Joe: Nope."

"What happened to the octopus in the football game? He had tentackles."

"Who is the 0.666 humorist here? [META]"

"What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men? Maddie McCan"

"A recent study shows that masturbating twice weekly increases life expectancy by 20%. I've done the maths. I am immortal."

"Marriage If a couple gets married in Alabama... And divorced in Mississippi... Are they still brother and sister?"

"Goals: 0) Start indexing at zero"

"What do you call a person with short-term memory loss? I forget..."

"Wife: OMG the baby just swallowed some Scrabble tiles! Me: Which ones? Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble"

"How is a woman like a bar? Liquor in the front, poker in the back ( )"