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Joke of the Day

"Castro: I will not die until America is destroyed. Trump: I'm gonna be the president Castro: well then......."

"where does a Finnish child molester go when his ship sinks? Helsinki"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bert ! Bert who ? Bert the dinner !"

"I like my woman like I like my cheese Old, French and smelly"

"Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur's court? Circumference."

"My dog keeps whimpering at her empty food bowl. So I put her in another room. I'm not sure what that bowl did to her, but it's obvious it upset her."

"How to create a weight-loss program: (1) Take a before picture. (2) Eat like a pig. (3) Take an after picture. (4) Switch the pictures."

"What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone? *My hip!*"

"What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids? Inconceivable."

"Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop."