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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a goblin with an injured leg? A hobblin' goblin"
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"I like my girlfriends the same way I like my Windows 8"
"Why do people say ""fat people are lazy""? Fat people get themselves food, I'm skinny because I'm too lazy to get myself food."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station , and the other's a busty crustacean!"
"Nothing sets a bad precedence like your boss catching you actually working."
"What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono"
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegtable? The wheelchair."
"Chernobyl Have you ever seen Ronald Reagan's response to the Chernobyl incident? He thought the Russians were just ""overreacting."""
"My daughter said she was in a memoir. I was intrigued until I realized what she said was meme war. Whatever tickles your fancy, Love."
"I commend any woman for going into labor outside a hospital setting. If I have to poop anywhere besides my own bathroom I go into panic mode"