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Joke of the Day

"I commend any woman for going into labor outside a hospital setting. If I have to poop anywhere besides my own bathroom I go into panic mode"

"What does the penis say to the condom? Cover me I'm going in."

"The name is Bond. James Bond. James Melvin ""Crazy Legs"" Bond."

"Yo mama joke(FNAF2) Yo mama is so ugly that even the puppet master was scared of her!"

"LPT: Never buy anything made of velcro... It's a total rip-off."

"What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? 'Let us prey.'"

"You know what the difference between an SUV and a rental car is? You can take a rental car *anywhere*."

"Why is it so hard to learn the C programming language? It has no class."

"Why can't Chuck Norris complete forms and applications on the internet? Because he can't bring himself to click the ""submit"" button."

"*tree falls in forest, quickly stands up and looks around to see if anybody heard it, brushes self off*"