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"What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono"
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"I built an electric fence around my house. My neighbour is dead against it."
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? You suck his dick."
"[lifts $1000 apple watch to my face] Wrist computer: show me where hot dogs are."
"Timothy's mom has three children. The first one's name is April. The second one's name is June. What is the third child's name? Timothy."
"What do you call an openly gay detective? Surecocks Holmes"
"Why are woman so happy in wedding photos? They know they've given their last blowjob."
"What duo were famous for stealing horses? Bonnie and Clydesdale!"
"Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar? Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more ""Riddle-y,"" than say an actual joke."
"What was the deaf mans favorite song? The Sound of Silence."