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Joke of the Day
"What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono"
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"me: well I grew up without a dad and I turned out okay cw: don't u collect human teeth?? me: yeah but they're not my teeth"
"I like my coffee how I like my women... imported"
"Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work."
"I can't STAND Shigesato Itoi... that Mother fucker."
"Your mom at a food bank...Food for thot."
"""I'll be back!"" -boomerangs -and herpes"
"I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'll be in 5 years I don't have 2020 vision"
"What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool? I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!"
"Apologies to my forehead for assuming that automatic doors will just ""open."""