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Joke of the Day
"FB is the Flanders of social media, Twitter is Moe."
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"My girlfriend thinks my jokes are stupid, but she still wants to have sex with me. So, who's stupid now?"
"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? tennish"
"What do you call a French human delicacy? Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka."
"I wanted to make a lame pun thread about fish. But its not the right time or plaice."
"When a woman puts on a low cut shirt, she's basically saying she wants to win all arguments for the day."
"So I saw a black man out on the street carrying a TV and thought, ""Hey, that looks just like mine.."", But then I remembered mine was at home shining my shoes."
"My grandpa dies in a concentration camp He fell from a guard tower."
"If I have a rooster and you have a donkey, and your donkey bites the two feet off my rooster, what do you have? 2 feet of my cock in your ass."
"Why are Omegle and Chatroulette great dating sites? Because they have plenty of members."