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Joke of the Day

"FB is the Flanders of social media, Twitter is Moe."

"TRAIN TIP: A few minutes before the train arrives at your destination, get up and crowd around the exit so you can wait faster."

"Close your eyes. Picture a world without hunger. Open your eyes. I ate your sandwich."

"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson One of them did the moonwalk, the other had sex with boys"

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year"

"I can cut down a tree just by looking at it. ... .... It's true! I saw it with my own eyes."

"How do you stop the protests in Charlotte? Sing the nation anthem they will sit down"

"In honor of Mother's day yesterday, did anyone here play jokes on their mom instead of give gifts?"

"What do you call two men hanging from a window sill? Kurt and Rod"

"TwoXchromosomes is so annoying. It sounds like a bunch of crying girls all joined up in one place."