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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !"

"I'm going to sit here and wink at you. It's going to be a very long wink. With both eyes. Please, by all means, go on with your story."

"i don't see why i have to clean the shower. imo it is the shower's job to clean me"

"I'm pretty sure Jesus was Italian Because only an Italian mother could think her son was a god. And only an Italian son could think his mother was a virgin."

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? In the fridge where you left it! (No offense, just a joke!)"

"What do you call a hairy gay man who suffers from mood swings? A bipolar bear"

"My wife has been in the bathroom for almost 25 minutes. Im basically a single dad now"

"What does one strawberry say to the other? ""Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"""

"What was special about Three-Eyed Suzie? She had no legs."

"What's Donald Trump's favorite drink? A white Russian."