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Joke of the Day

"The prequel to 16 & Pregnant could be called ""15 & Fully Trusted By Her Parents to Make Good Decisions, We Love You Brittani."""

"Don't you hate people that answer their own questions? I do."

"Knock Knock Who's there Daisy Daisy who Daisy me rollin', they hatin'"

"If the head of CIA can't even hide his own affair it's pretty safe to say there were no aliens at Roswell and we really went to the moon."

"I'm not one to brag about my financial skills, but my credit card company calls me almost every day to tell me my balance is outstanding. ~ Rob DenBleyker (Cyanide & Happiness)"

"Steve Irwin lived like he died... ...with animals in his heart."

"Sideburns of Reddit, I mustache you a question Not really. I just came here to... *bust your chops.* \*snickers maniacally\*"

"My girlfriend got an abortion She said she didn't want another sister to compete with."

"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming."

"Garbage day. When you find out which neighbors are drunks by how many bottles they throw out holy shit this one still has something in it."