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Joke of the Day
"What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force? Jedi do that?"
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"If I'm suddenly acting really nice to you, chances are it's only because I want what you're eating."
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"Why does repost always get to the top?... Most people reddit before"
"Why is Sigma good at sharing? Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!"
"F**k censorship"
"I just saw a stage show about puns... It was a play on words."
"Chelsea Clinton charges $65,000 for a 10 minute speech. How many times has her husband said, ""Honey, I can't afford to hear about your day."""
"OH SHIT! I just ran over an emo kid! Quick! How do you tell if theyre dead on the outside, too?!"
"If the wrong women weren't so tempting, then I'd probably be married to the right one by now. @MaleHonesty86"