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Joke of the Day
"What's long, hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber."
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"What's the best part of having kids? Making them."
"You say you're an atheist, yet you tell people they can ""go to hell!"" Make up your mind already."
"Her: For once I'd like a man to just sweep me off my feet. Me: *slowly ties Karate Kid headband around forehead*"
"What does a Jew do at a coffee shop? Hebrew's coffee"
"I met a Buffalo Sabers fan once."
"Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river? Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!"
"""I'm very sorry, but you will die soon"", said the doctor ""How soon?"", the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. ""In ten."" ""Ten what? Ten years? Ten-"" ""Nine."" ""Eight."""
"What's Autocorrect's blood type? typo negative"
"Children are for life, not just for benefits... Credit: A sticker on the back of some guy's car"