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Joke of the Day
"Soccer manager fired for mistake ""Whoops wrong sub"" - Manager"
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"Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers.. If you do find one... What's your plan?"
"The way I react when my alarm clock goes off can best be described as ""17-year-old girl being denied a curfew extension."""
"Two nuns are discussing their love lives.. when one nun asks the other, ""So, do you ever start smoking after sex?"" The other nun replies, ""I don't know, I've never looked."""
"How do you seperate the men from the boys? A crowbar."
"Twitter was down for a couple of hours but I didn't panic at all. I dialed 911 and calmly told them ""people are about to die"". Then Hung up."
"What's Afghanistan's National Bird? An American drone."
"Just want to apologize to all the unlucky women that have had to deal with my ex because I dumped him."
"Advertisers: you can stop using ""it will change your life"" as a selling point. Cocaine, unemployment, and AIDS will also change your life."
"You guys wanna see something cool? http://www.fda.gov/ucm/groups/fdagov-public/documents/image/ucm197598.bmp"