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Joke of the Day

"Just want to apologize to all the unlucky women that have had to deal with my ex because I dumped him."

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"What if dogs are way smarter than we think and they just play dumb so they don't have to work and pay taxes."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints"
"Karma is like 69. You get what you give."
"*opens facebook messenger* *sips mtn dew twice* *strokes neckbeard* *begins typing* Sorry abt ur mom dying Tis a shame Btw ur attractive"
"Walk up to someone drinking coffee and ask them if their coffee tastes different today. Then smile and walk away."
"Great jokes are like miscarriage. They never get old."
"What dino was known for having distinguished tastes? A Connosaur"
"I feel like Trump is like Hitler Terribly misunderstood."
"Wife told me she wants to have sex in the back of the car... She asked me if I could drive :-( Credit to Legend Rodney Dangerfield"
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