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Joke of the Day

"Two nuns are discussing their love lives.. when one nun asks the other, ""So, do you ever start smoking after sex?"" The other nun replies, ""I don't know, I've never looked."""

"Did you hear about the dumb father who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door ""Back in 30 minutes"" so he sat down to wait for himself?"

"A Trump supporter asked an opponent what the candidate should do for the American taxpayer. The opponent laughed and said, ""How about becoming one himself?"""

"Auto correct changed ""absence"" to ""absinthe"" and now my kid's school won't let me be on the PTA."

"I climbed a mountain yesterday Things were looking up until I got to the summit. It was all downhill from there."

"Samuel L Jackson's kids were so lucky to have him yelling at them their whole childhood."

"Do you know how to make 5 lbs of fat look good?. Put a nipple on it!"

"The worst would you rather... This election."

"I thought I caught a snorlax on pokemon go turns out i was on tinder"

"A chinese kid called his mom a horse She said don't use that tone with me"