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Joke of the Day
"What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college? Bison."
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"A girl came up to me the other day... and told me she saw me at the vegan club but I never saw herbivore."
"How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb? Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity."
"What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters? They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities."
"[2005, youtube's first pitch meeting] ok so basicaly its like if america's funniest home videos was on 24 hrs a day on evrey computer-- SOLD"
"Do you know what it means to come home to a man who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house."
"Love me sister, I incest."
"My friend was having trouble with girls, so I told him there's plenty fish in the sea He's since been charged with beastiality."
"Depressed cows feel like life is udderly hopeless. But now there's hope. Ask your doctor if Cowbucil is right for your cow."
"What's the difference between America and yoghurt? Yoghurt has culture"