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Joke of the Day

"My friend was having trouble with girls, so I told him there's plenty fish in the sea He's since been charged with beastiality."

"Current relationship status: Leaving pizza and beer in the bushes, to lure in stalkers."

"Half way through the movie, I brought some popcorn downstairs for the kids & realized I rented the wrong Black Stallion DVD."

"Whats the difference between congress and parliament? Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day."

"Next time a job interviewer asks where you see yourself in 5 years, say ""Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?"" then just sit there for 5 years."

"The Minnesota Twins have just signed Adrian Peterson to a 3 year deal. More details to come. All we know is Adrian will be a switch hitter."

"Willie saw some dynamite, Couldn't understand it quite; Curiosity never pays: It rained Willie seven days."

"I just noticed ""Glue sticks"" is a name for some stationery but also just a fact."

"I wanna see Jurassic World, but I hear extincts."

"Racism is a subjective matter there are no black and white solutions"