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Joke of the Day

"Love me sister, I incest."

"Why are black people unable to get a PhD Because they can't get past their masters."

"When life hands you gators, make Gatorade...just kidding-that means life hates you because the gators would totally kill and eat you 1st."

"Looking at Facebook is a convenient way to realize you can't stand most of the people you sort of know."

"I always keep a baseball bat under my bed. You know, in case someone breaks in and throws a ball at me."

"I had my appendix taken out as a child. They said it was useless, but based on my life since then, I'm guessing it controls motivation."

"I sing like an amputee. Because I can't hold a note, can't carry a tune.."

"Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween? So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks."

"I went to the shop to buy 6 cans of coke. But when I got home, I realised I'd picked 7 Up."

"""Disney movies promote false images of the friendliness of woodland creatures,"" I mutter after each rabies shot."