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Joke of the Day
"After they got married she even put his truck nuts in a jar."
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"I once met a girl with 12 nipples. Sounds weird.... ...Dozen tit?"
"Whoever replaced my kitchen window with broken glass and hid my laptop and tv. Haha very funny. Now tell me where they are. I'm serious."
"probably the best joke rn your face..."
"A man comes homes and sees his girlfriend packing... ""What are you doing?"" He asks ""I'm leaving you"" ""But why"" ""Because you're a pedophile"" ""Pedophile?... big word for an 11 year old"""
"A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe walk into a bar The bartender asks what they're having. The witch replies ""Narnia business."""
"What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding? Thanks for the mammaries!"
"Spain now have the messiest prisons in the world. No messing."
"What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit? Can't- elope!"
"Ye olde insult battle Insult the person above you in ye olde english. Try to quote shakespeare if you have any quotes in your head. I'll start. Thou dissembler, thou! I fear thee not."