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Joke of the Day
"After they got married she even put his truck nuts in a jar."
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"To the people comparing Rachel Dolezal pretending to be black to Caitlyn Jenner being trans... Transrachel isn't the same as transjenner."
"My favorite name for a planet is Saturn... it has a nice ring to it."
"Bigfoot is like a father to me... ... I've only ever seen him in photos, never in real life."
"Trees Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question? It was stumped."
"What do you call nuts on the wall??? (NSFW language) ...wallnuts! What do you call nuts on your chest??? ...chestnuts! What do you call nuts on your chin??? ...a mouth full of c0ck!!!"
"Doctor Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!"
"X-rays are dangerous, they were probably less harmful when they were just rays, but after the breakup..."
"What do you call that mean guy who keeps waking you up? A myoclonic jerk."
"If I were the Town Mayor, I would rename our bridge ""The Influence."" ... Then I would direct the police to pull over and ticket everyone driving under The Influence."