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Joke of the Day
"A midget walks into a bar I guess it was set too low"
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"the true test of a child is not how he treats his friends, but how he treats Minecraft villagers"
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"So my girlfriend wants to roleplay as a 14 year old... I told her ""why bother? You'll be 14 in a few years anyway"""
"I'm an atheist with a god-complex... ...which explains why all my highschool teachers always said I never believed in myself."
"Amazing how a fight can break out at the grocery store over something as simple as knocking over someone's cart and demanding they fight you"
"How do you greet a gay Hispanic? Homo Estas!"
"[NSFW] How do you tell if your Billy Idol fan girlfriend has a Three Stooges fetish? In the midnight hour she cried ""Moe! Moe! Moe!"""
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