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Joke of the Day

"What do rich people and bad flossers have in common? Deep pockets."

"What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved."

"What do you call a girl that raps about women rights? Feminem."

"Someone's just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only received super fish oil injuries."

"Thank god my brother's getting his PhD, I was running out of ways to disappoint my parents."

"Movies Lesson #5: very few people die while trying to get from one hotel room to another using the ledge outside, so give it a shot."

"If Bugs Bunny was as sarcastic in real life as he was in the cartoons I'd be like, ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING RABBIT!"""

"What is a Ninja's favorite beverage? Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2"

"""Do you want to be the numerator or the denominator tonight...? You're so radical!"" How I hit on my imaginary mathematician girlfriend"

"For 20 years, I've pretended to be the head of propaganda at my company. I'm not really, I just tell everyone I am and they believe me."