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Joke of the Day

"[buying condoms] Do you have anything bigger? Like if someone wanted to pretend to be a slippery ghost for a day, or something like that."

"What's worse than your mother-in-law? My mother-in-law."

"[doctors exam] ""I'm feeling a lump here. Here's another. You have several lumps."" -uh oh, what does that mean doc? ""it means you're fat"""

"If you're looking for good jokes go to r/shitredditsays. The stuff they get angry about is pretty damn funny."

"Ethiopian Cuisine... is a bit bland. It tastes like nothing."

"Why can't Ray Charles drive? He's dead."

"A man sends 10 puns to a pun contest in hopes he would win. To his surprise, 6 puns in ten did."

"So I just started my own indoor ship production company. Production was great, until sales started going through the roof."

"I think I pulled a muscle avoiding my neighbor in the grocery store."

"What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit? At Olive Garden the servers actually work."