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Joke of the Day
"A man sends 10 puns to a pun contest in hopes he would win. To his surprise, 6 puns in ten did."
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"*Witnesses an awkward moment* starts a slow clap* sees that nobody is joining me* pretends like I'm trying to kill mosquitoes*"
"whats white with red stripes and crawls slowly over the floor? Freshly whipped masochist!"
"Q: What's brown, red, black and blue? A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes."
"Movies you wish Tom Cruise would star in: Remission Impossible"
"Marvel have announced Thor is set to become a woman. New super powers include being judgmental, temperamental and unreasonable."
"When the punchline is in the title. What's the worst kind of joke?"
"Hey girl are you a Sony Pictures movie because I wanna [end of joke redacted due to foreign pressure]"
"My Chinese friend got me an iPad for my birthday... Nothing beats a homemade gift!"
"I ordered myself an Eastern European bride online. SO EXCITED. Just received confirmation... My Czech is in the mail!"