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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than your mother-in-law? My mother-in-law."
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"What did the the physiatrist say to the electron You have a lot of negative energy built up"
"Last words of an electrician... ... ""the fuck dis cable?"""
"Ran my first 10k this morning. ...I'm kidding, I'm on my second Milky Way."
"So today's my wife's birthday... I went out and bought her some flowers and a vibrator. That's so if she doesn't like the flowers she can go fuck herself."
"I got my kid a cat as a present, but it died before X-mas... Now I'm stuck taking care of a cat"
"I only make mistakes when I'm around people who are observant."
"What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles? The Pro-lease department"
"Rumor has it that John Wayne's autopsy revealed 40 pounds of fecal matter lodged in his intestines But it turned out to be a lot of shit"
"""Oh yeah, let's run to the hills. That sounds like a great idea."" -Ironic Maiden"