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Joke of the Day

"Everyone knows Superman's father was Jor-El, but no one ever mentions his germophobic uncle, Pur-El."

"What do you call a Chinese cameraman? Phil Ming"

"the most efective way to clean ur room, start a creative project, run errands, cook, brush ur teeth and take a shower is to study for a exam"

"While I fully intended to ""sleep my way to the top,"" it appears I've napped my way to the middle."

"The fact that Gunplay pulled a gun on his accountant doesn't shock me nearly as much as the fact that Gunplay has an accountant."

"I used to go out with a girl who was obsessed with graphs... she was always plotting behind my back"

"Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds? Because most men are stupid but few are blind."

"Dear Ninja Turtles, Why are you wearing masks? There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you."

"Well it seems everyone's so up in arms about gun control these days."

"The one who laughs last is the slowest. The one who laughs first has the dirtiest mind."