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Joke of the Day

"Everyone knows Superman's father was Jor-El, but no one ever mentions his germophobic uncle, Pur-El."

"I am a big fan of Canadian bacon... ...but I have yet to find out how they turn Americans into cheese."

"Whats the hardest part about watching Amy Schumer swim through a pool of dead babies? Knowing she will make a shitty vagina joke about it."

"A cat walked in to a cobblers.. ..SHOE!"

"Cigarettes only give you cancer if you let them. It's called science. Maybe you'd know more about it if you read as many Yahoo Answers as me"

"my friend put me in charge of picking up the wedding cake today LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL RIP CAKE"

"Who get's the best grades? A-sians"

"You can't take a picture in slutty clothing & glasses & make the caption ""NERD LOL"" You're not a nerd, you're a whore who found glasses."

"My friend told me how electricity is measured and I was like Watt"

"Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium are dating? OMg"