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Joke of the Day
"*dresses like a kitty* *climbs tree* *waits for new fireman husband to come rescue me*"
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"I've got a really crappy joke for you... ... Nevermind, it's too corny."
"A Mexican, a black guy, and an Asian are in a car. Who's driving? They better hope it's not the Asian."
"What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today? What Am I Wearing Today"
"I lost my kid at the zoo the other day.... I couldn't find him, so they just shot all the animals."
"Ellen Degeneres died today... ... they found her face down in Rosie O'Donnell."
"What do you call a jewish man? By his name"
"What's a orphans first words? I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy."
"What does an old lady's pussy taste like? Depends."
"What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping? Lazy bones."