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Joke of the Day

"[staff meeting] PRINCIPAL: ok guys, we built a room to hold our P.E. class. what should we name it? [Jim slowly raises his hand]"

"Do you? (X post from funny) There are 10 types of people on this planet, those who understand binary and those who don't. :)"

"Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment? They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas"

"What do sex and air have in common? Neither one is a very big deal, unless you're not getting any."

"I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash? It had a bad driver! **bows ** I'll show myself out."

"Do you smell smoke? I always say that when I fart. It makes people take a deep breath."

"I like my women how I like my bread Extra Yeasty"

"What did the horse say when he regained his vision? Merci."

"It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them... The Police call it indecent exposure, but whatever..."

"Reddit Starts with an R and, Ends whit an E. right?"