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Joke of the Day

"Why does Hillary Clinton secretly want to lose the election? Because if she wins, she'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."

"A joke from my 5 year old brother... Q: What has four legs but doesn't move? A: A statue of a dog!"

"You ever hear the joke about the 3 holes in the back yard? Well well well...."

"I think Lance Armstrong is missing a huge opportunity by not endorsing Uni-ball pens."

"Before you ever criticize someone... walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away, and you have their shoes."

"Why did you drop the baby? Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did."

"This beautiful woman is winking at me right now. Now she's using the other eye. Oh never mind. She's falling asleep."

"What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages? A cabbage patch! - Sokka"

"The water drought in California is so bad, that someone broke into my cousins house and stole his waterbed."

"*young woman walks by Wife: Wow, she looks really good, don't you think? Me: NO WAY, I'M NOT GOING TO FALL FOR THAT"