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Joke of the Day
"What looks like a stick with two balls? a Penis obviously"
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"Found an expired condom. Oh well, still ate it anyway. Hope I don't get sick!"
"Yo mommas so ugly.. Scorpion said ""STAY OVER THERE"""
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tool Time Barbie ...ncludes tool belt which she has no idea what to do with"
"I need to get something off my chest... It's called breast cancer. I'm so sorry."
"*wife sees me crying* Her: What's going on? Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet? They think I'm pee!"
"What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants? ""YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"""
"A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, Is this a joke?"
"I put a message in a bottle and threw it in the Ocean. The note said ""I have Tuberculosis and I coughed in this bottle"""
"[Spelling Bee] Judge: Your word is... Grease. Me: Grease is the word? Judge: Yes. Grease is the word that you heard."