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Joke of the Day
"I gave her my heart but what she really needed was kidney transplant..."
Next Joke
"If cocaine were an old cranky man... He'd say ""blow me""!"
"Dad do you like baked apples? Yes son why? The orchard's on fire."
"When women cry, their faces look like half-chewed Starbursts."
"What is Donald Trumps least favorite day of the week? Taco Tuesday."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh Ten tickles"
"When someone tell me , ""long time no see"" i usually reply, ""I know, we're really not that good of friends"""
"What did the surfer say when he visited Syria? This place is totally radical!"
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
"My life is like a beautiful piece of furniture from IKEA. Once I figure out how to put it all together, I may get to actually enjoy it."