198068

Joke of the Day

"What did the surfer say when he visited Syria? This place is totally radical!"

"Did you know a hummingbird has to consume half its body weight in sugar every day and that I don't have to do that but I still also do that?"

"No Valentine On Valentines Day? Don't worry if you don't have a valentine on valentine's day.. Most people don't even have AIDS on World AIDS day.."

"Why girls don't have willys Little brother came into the kitchen and declared ""mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow"""

"Wal-Mart Announced It Will No Longer Sell Confederate Flag-related Products As a result, it has also announced it will close 1000 stores by 2016."

"I asked a girl to text me when she got home She must be homeless"

"A man walks into a bar with a big slab of tarmac/asphalt under his arm... The barman asks him, ""So what can I get you?"" ""I'll have a pint and eh, one for the road."""

"I always cry at weddings, but only because being that close to large cakes makes me so happy."

"When your parents get old, you take care of them the way they took care of you when you were young. Which is why I gave my kids heroin."

"Why do people who like bondage shy away from anonymous one-night stands? There's no strings attached."