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"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
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"in movies when guy& girl lie side by side in bed & say ""that was amazing"" theyre talkin abt a Rush drum solo. thats wat happend be4 the cut"
"Donald Trump pushes Jimmy Fallon off a cliff.... Jimmy fallon proceeds to open his mouth and yell ""I'm Fallon son!"""
"Police Officer: How high are you? Drug addict: No officer, it's Hi how are you?"
"Kiefer Sutherland is filming next season of '24' in Magaluf. The main villain will be an 18 year old blowing 24 victims up."
"Did you hear about that psychic who performed self-immolation in public today? It's rare to see a medium well done."
"GAY WEBSITE NAME C : ### . com...... for those that don't get it : c (see) : (colon) pound pound pound . com"
"where does noah keep his bees? in the ark hives."
"I think it is wrong that the Bali 9 get a one minute silence I mean, they already got a 21 gun salute."
"A beggar once asked me, ""Any change?"" I said, ""Nope. You're still broke."""