199611
Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh Ten tickles"
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"I think I'm gonna make a bracelet that supports getting rid of bracelets that support stuff."
"Knock knock Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave breaking down into an emotional wreck and mess of tears at the realisation that the Alzheimer's has finally taken hold."
"The best part about having a homeless girlfriend is after our date I can drop her off wherever I want"
"Strippers won't tell you their real names for privacy, But they'll show you their buttholes for $5"
"as your casket is lowered into the cold, fresh earth, i lean down to you, my love, and whisper my final word...""unfollowed"""
"A brother and sister are fucking and the girl suddenly giggles Brother: Why are you giggling? Sister: Because! You fuck just like dad, haha! Brother: I know, mom told me"
"I recently found out that my aunt is both a bigot and illiterate when... she refused to shop at the local fabric store because they were having a sale, but it was only for muslins."
"Did u hear about the leper poker game? everyone threw their hands in"
"Came up with this years ago while waiting for my mom to wake up that morning. What happened when the bike ran over a nail? It popped a wheelie."