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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community? That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)"

"Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt? Yes the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!"

"Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one........ Break their bones, they have 206."

"Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One - the rest are all true."

"How do you make a man like 10 pounds of fat? Stick a nipple on it."

"Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: To get to the chick across the street!"

"I tear the plastic off of dry cleaning with the same intensity Hulk Hogan ripped off his tiny yellow tanktops."

"Amusing roller skating falls collection. That's very interesting and amusing video"

"Virgins in Paradise? Suck my balls, Al Qaeda; I got a jacuzzi full of sluts right here in Southern California."

"Wife: Want do you want for dinner? Me: Surprise me. Wife: I used to be a man. Me: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pizza."