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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: To get to the chick across the street!"
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"No end in sight... I can't see an end. I have no control. I don't think there's any escape. I don't even have a home anymore. Time for a new keyboard."
"There is nothing worse than watching the new guy at Subway make your sandwich."
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"My son is a star mathlete. He has developed a geometric formula for fitting his body perfectly into a locker."