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Joke of the Day
"Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt? Yes the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!"
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"""You can't tell me what to do!"" I screamed, and ate the packet of silica gel."
"What does the average male have in common with a Velociraptor? They both have a six inch retractable claw."
"You know who I hate the most? Indian givers. No wait, I take that back."
"Spent 15min tracing a suspicious noise that tuned out to be the lid not screwed on the Coke bottle tightly enough. If you need a top sleuth."
"I ""Liked"" your comment on my status update because I'm too lazy to respond."
"What is Hillary Clinton's favorite arcade game? PAC-Man."
"I'm not seeing ""cat herder"" on any of these job websites."
"My father complained ""I've been using a dating app, but I'm only meeting Middle Eastern men."" Dad, you're using Uber."
"How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight? You fit into his clothes."