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Joke of the Day

"I found a bloodsucking vampire in my house today. I don't know how the lawyer got in but I had to chase him out with a broom."

"""Wetalian!"" -Multiple Italians"

"What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets? A little get together"

"When life gives you chlamydia, make lemon chlamydia?"

"What did the one continental plate say to the other after the earthquake... not MY fault"

"I use words like ""acquiesce"" and ""ubiquitous"" in daily conversation and then I throw in a ""for reals yo"" just to stay mysterious."

"With the 1st overall pick in the Whose Line is it Anyway fantasy tennis draft Is Wayne Brady gonna have to Djokovic?"

"My girlfriend told me to stop singing wonderwall... I said maybe..."

"A blind man walks into a bar Then into a chair, then into table."

"Everyone says they are sick of my Linkin Park references... But in the end, it doesn't even matter."