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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend told me to stop singing wonderwall... I said maybe..."
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"I used to wonder how the Titanic could go full steam into an area known for icebergs. Now that I work in an office the answer is obvious."
"So my friend asked if I wanted to hear a corny joke... So I said, ""I'm all ears!"""
"What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels."
"The sign said ""fine for parking here"" And since it was fine, I parked there."
"college is a lot like kindergarten except instead of going to school im smoking weed in my dorm at 1 pm"
"Q: When is a car not a car? A: When it turns into a parking lot."
"When you feel sad When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, ""damn I am really so cute"" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!"
"What do you call a bear that's not drunk? So-Bear!"
"There once was a man from Massachusetts And his name is JOHN CENAAAAAAA"