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Joke of the Day
"A blind man walks into a bar Then into a chair, then into table."
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"A Russian, visiting the USA, went for an eye check up. The Doctor shows the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY Doctor: Can you read this ? Russian: Read ??? I even know the guy, he's my cousin."
"What's worse than finding a hole in your condom? Finding a condom in your hole."
"How do you mute an Italian? Tie up their hands."
"TacoBell - America's preferred over-the-counter laxative"
"Who wants gold? amuse me first...hahaha"
"What does a 9-Volt battery and an asshole have in common? If you lick it, and nothing happens, you know its dead."
"Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags? So the Mexicans can window shop."
"Kid, if you don't know whether your Batman costume is pre or post reboot continuity, you don't deserve candy. Also, Batman doesn't cry."
"[after moving into a haunted house] *setting up potters wheel* OH NO WHO WILL HELP ME LEARN POTTERY *sitting in silence for 40mins*"