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Joke of the Day
"What did the one continental plate say to the other after the earthquake... not MY fault"
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"What does a gay horse eat? Dick you idiot."
"What do you call a hot indian girl? Bomb bae"
"My girlfriend wanted a joule... unfortunately I am out of Fs."
"Aliens: take me to your leader Me: Hey babe, is it okay if we have company?"
"Hello darkness my old friend, I fell and broke the lamp again"
"I often wish that gravity was a more selective force regarding who it kept on this planet."
"Two peanuts are walking down the street... one's assaulted."
"Nothing like a left handshake to make me wonder why you're weird."
"Crazy the only reason some people are starving and suffering in the world is because they aren't ""so blessed""."