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Joke of the Day
"Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds."
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"Any salad is a caesar salad if you stab it enough. Repost from r/showerthoughts"
"How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ?? ""will i marry you?"""
"Dear Mom and Dad, if you can read this tweet, Congratulations!!! it's time for lesson number 10."
"*phone rings* ""Yeh hi who's this? Sure he's here hold on.. Drastic Measures! Call for u."" ""Who is it?"" ""Drastic Times"" *crowd goes wild*"
"What happens when the USSR gets back together? A Soviet Reunion."
"Donald Trump wants to ban shredded cheese in the United States. He wants to make America grate again."
"Watching commercials about retirement homes makes my boner reach for the stars."
"So a celebrity fired a gun at someone today She was a shooting star"
"How do you circumcise a guy from Wyoming? Kick his sister in the chin."