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Joke of the Day

"My master plan is to forget sunglasses at every location in the world so wherever I am I'll always have sunglasses."

"Once I saw a blind man touching a cheese grater at Ikea. He said: ""who wrote this bullshit"""

"My college advisor asked me if I've ever been abroad Nope, I've been a man my whole life."

"What do you call a mix Mexican-Jamaican rock climber? A caribeaner."

"My name should just be man1012... because I have no D. (according to a YT commenter)"

"Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut? He didn't understand the gravity of the situation."

"Yo momma so fat that she has to use two IRC clients to get online."

"I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live So I shot him. Judge gave me 30 years to life."

"Today I swallowed two pieces of string... Later they came out tied together, I shit you knot."

"What do you call a group of babies? The infantry."