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Joke of the Day

"How do you circumcise a guy from Wyoming? Kick his sister in the chin."

"African swimmer"

"[Brings a snowball to a work meeting and tosses it at boss] I'm not trying to disprove the theory of global warming I just don't like you."

"[emergency room] DOCTOR: Point to what's causing you the most pain ME: I can't, they're at home playing xbox"

"If you say ""people either love me or hate me"" it's a pretty safe bet that most of them hate you."

"Getting pretty tired of having to add my own sugar and calories to my diet coke..."

"Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair? Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt."

"So... There was a kidnapping at my school... But don't worry-- he woke up."

"A man is hit by a can of coke But he was alright because it was a soft drink"

"Did you know women are fantastic at exactly 70 things? 69ers, and making sandwiches."