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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise a guy from Wyoming? Kick his sister in the chin."
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"I like to lie down on the top of a hill, then tumble down to the bottom. That's just the way I roll."
"I stole Stephen Hawking's wheelchair today I thought it was hilarious, he had nothing to say on the matter."
"Q: What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him? A: Get bent!"
"Mr. Peanut was arrested for drunk and disorderly at a local Strip Club The arresting officer said it wasn't the first time he'd busted a nut in front of a stripper and it wouldn't be the last."
"To tell the difference between an African and an Indian elephant, you look at its ears, then lift one up and shout ""WHERE ARE YOU FROM M8?"""
"Have you heard about the dating site for radical jihadists? It's called ""Our Timer"""
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"How's Bud Light like having sex in a canoe? They're both fucking pretty close to water."
"Three legged dog A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: ""I'm lookin' for the man who executed my father."""